Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde?

The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run.
She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty
At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry
You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat
Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.