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What's red and green and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender

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  • the point of this website is to post funny, anti jokes; not crappy actual jokes.
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  • the point of this website is to post funny, anti jokes; not crappy actual jokes.
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  • a fast red and green car
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  • watermelon shot our of a cannon
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  • So many haters on this website...
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  • i didnt know blenders could go that fast.....i kinda want one know
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  • Am I the only one who recognized this joke from Beavis and Butthead? (Lol)
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  • enjoy http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/episodes/frog-in-a-blender/
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  • Well that could be a lot of things. A really fast red and green boat, plane, car, truck, or anything for that matter that is red and green and tops 100mph
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  • true
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  • Not an anti-joke. For crying out loud...
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