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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert
Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse
Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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  • it's true ice cream doesn't have bones
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  • Laughed my ass off for 20 minutes straight
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  • Accually the joke is purple because aliens dont wear hats
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  • Can't argue with that.
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  • salmon!
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  • He makes a very valid point here fellas. Ice cream does not have bones
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  • I bet I would get this if I were stoned.
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  • butter
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  • 35 pancakes.
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  • But some ice cream is made with gelatin which is made by dissolving cow bones in hydrochloric acid
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  • Or if I have 7 pencils and you have 4 pens, How many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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  • he makes a valid point
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