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Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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  • knock knock whos there not suzie.
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  • I LOVE IT!
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  • why did nobody help her up? because she has no friends
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  • What did Suzie get when she went to the city? Raped.
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  • the whole joke is........... why did suzie fall of the swing? because she had no arms why didn't she get up? because she had no legs what did she get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not suzie >:)
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  • Why did suzie have no arms? She was a potato
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  • This is one of my favorite jokes, ever
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  • Suzie fell off cuz she's a woman
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  • i seriousley saw this joke on a laffy taffy wrapper
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  • Why DIDN'T she fall off the swing? Because of the horrible, horrible man that stapled her to the swing set.
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  • wow it was funny. But really how did she get on the swing in the first place.
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  • POOO POOOO POOOOO geddit?
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