Anti Joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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why did nobody help her up? because she has no friends
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knock knock whos there not suzie.
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Why did suzie have no arms? She was a potato
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What did Suzie get when she went to the city? Raped.
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Why DIDN'T she fall off the swing? Because of the horrible, horrible man that stapled her to the swing set.
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I LOVE IT!
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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock, who's there? Not susie.
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why did susie fall off the swing... she had no arms, knock, knock.. whose there... not susie, where did susie go when the bomb came?... everywhere
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This is one of my favorite jokes, ever
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Suzie fell off cuz she's a woman
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i seriousley saw this joke on a laffy taffy wrapper
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Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.