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Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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  • why did nobody help her up? because she has no friends
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  • knock knock whos there not suzie.
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  • Why did suzie have no arms? She was a potato
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  • What did Suzie get when she went to the city? Raped.
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  • Why DIDN'T she fall off the swing? Because of the horrible, horrible man that stapled her to the swing set.
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  • I LOVE IT!
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  • Why did suzi falll off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get up because she had no legs. why didnt anyone help her? She had no friends What did suzie get for christmas?cancer Why didnt a doctor help her? because she was still under the swing REAL STORY GUYS YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
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  • why did susie fall off the swing... she had no arms, knock, knock.. whose there... not susie, where did susie go when the bomb came?... everywhere
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  • Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock, who's there? Not susie.
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  • Knock Knock whos there? not suzie she has no arms
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  • Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did little Susie get for Christmas? We don't know. She couldn't open the presents. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie
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  • This is one of my favorite jokes, ever
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