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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too
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  • roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo, don't worry i'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I thought I was a human, what the **** are you.
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
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  • Roses are red, you never knew, that every time I think, I think about you. But now I hate you, I changed my mind, I have a stained knife, oh no! you died. (That was dark)
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  • Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over love your about to get fisted.
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  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Glorious Don't Sneak Up On Oscar Pistorious.
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, this poem doesn't rhyme, garlic bread
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know how to rhyme, bewbs
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  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, Oh MY GOSH MY F****** GARDEN IS ON FIRE!
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I know people with down syndrome who are smarter than you
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, The number of **** you have, is your IQ
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