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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red violets are blue god made us beautiful what happend to you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue turn a round and I'll teach u kong fu
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue ,your a bitch ,and I hate you
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  • **** is **** u are shit i need to take 1
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  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my wiener
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  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my wiener
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, give me some privacy I've gotta take a poo
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  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my weiner
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  • The best jokes : Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;) • Spinner • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone • Spinner • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9 Spinner • • Spinner • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You :D Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team Roses are Red Sunflowers are Dandy Come into my van I'll give you free Candy Roses are red violets are blue, Your window is open I'm watching you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you belong in the zoo But dont be mad id be there too Just not in a cage But laughing at you
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  • Roses are red You say youre pretty Unfortunately youre not thinking
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  • Roses are red, Weed is greener, i think about you when i touch my wiener
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