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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red,Lillies are white,I love you so much,So let's f**k all night
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilted and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
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  • People are tall, some are short, but why do you look like a fork
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  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers but the middle ones for u ;)
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  • roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo dont be sad ill be there to not in the cage but laughing at you!!
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  • Roses are red My names Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, oranges are yellow, chocolates are a fucking golden hue
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  • Roses are red violets are blue your mom was dead she never loved you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue. Jew
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  • Roses are red, Lemons are sour, Open your legs, And give me 1 hour.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue your dad is gay and you will be too.
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