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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, i set fire to your garden.
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  • Roses are red, Heskey is black, Prepare your anus, he is going for attack
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  • Roses are red violets are blue if you don't like Christmas your probably a jew
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  • Roses are red, My name is Mike, This poem makes no sense, Bike.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm bad at pick-up lines... Nice ****.?
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  • Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)
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  • roses are red,violets are blue. god made us beautiful,what happend to you
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  • roses are red violets are blue my name is dave i suck at poems microwave
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  • Roses are blue, violets are blue, I be anywere, as long as I'm with u Rose are blue, violets are red, u have not freezing clue
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  • Rose are Red Violets are blue Its Valentine's Day I don't **** with you
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  • Roses are red violets your a bitch **** you
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka cost less then dinners for two.
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