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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are violets are blue water is wet your **** will be too.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue i play with my wiener when i think of you
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  • I like turtle bacon.
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  • Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, and not f*cking blue.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your mum last night, she sure was too.
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, asian girl gagged in car part 2.
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  • Roses are fun. Violets be damned. I have a gun. So get in the van.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue school lunch equals prison food don't you think that's true?
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  • Roses are red.Facebook is blue.No mutual friends who dafuq are you??
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  • Roses are red.Facebook is blue.No mutual friends who dafuq are you??
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Hey baby, show me what that mouth can do
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has place for two.
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