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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are Red Bitches are blue After I've been choking them, For an hour or two
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Bye
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  • Roses Are Blue, Violets Are Red, I'm On Drugs And So Are You
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, i Can't Rhyme And So Are You
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  • Roses are red, grass is green, YOUR UGLY ASS MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!
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  • Roses are red that part is true, violets are purple not fucking blue
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, u're a predator, but i'm doctor who Another one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, My mother is 'kay, so how are yours?
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  • Roses are red violets are grey does your mother know your gay?!? XD
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  • Roses are red and violets are Blue. I like Pizza.
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  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog, and I'll f*** your bae. XD
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  • Roses are blue, violets are red, i think i'm daltonic, ignore what i said
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Zombies are dead and so are you ;)
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