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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red violets are blue i have some problems the first one is u ))
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  • roses are red violets are blue i have a game so shut up and play
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  • roses are grey, violets are grey, I am an emo, I cut all day.
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  • Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.
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  • roses are red weed is greener i think about u when i touch my wiener
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  • roses are red violets are blue faces like yours should belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in a cage but laughing at you
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  • Roses are gay, Violets are gayer, **** this poem and listen to slayer
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  • Roses are red violets are blue If I see you with my crush,your head will be smashed <3
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  • Roses are red violets are blue get no scoped kid and eat shit to
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  • Roses Are Red Violets are blue your a Criminal and im a CIA can we get a along?
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I would like to **** you
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  • Roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between
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