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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Yo mama and dada so retetded that thay are retarded
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  • roses r red vilots r blue my **** is brown from pounding your poo
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Please don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!
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  • Your a penis I'm a rose get into a hose and blow your nose
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  • Roses are red.Violets are blue.I thought i was ugly,than i saw you. :) (saw this somewhere)
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Godfather is mighty, We dont need you
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  • Roses Are Red,Violets Are Blue.Looking At A Piece Of Shit,Will Give You The Flu.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.
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  • Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have a d**k and its always for you.
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  • ****
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  • Violets are blue Roses are red So is blood *BANG*
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  • roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head
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