Anti Joke

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you!
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roses are red violets are blue 1+1=2
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roses are red violets are blue 1+1=2
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roses are red voilets are red tulips are red bushes are red trees are red holy shit the gardens on fire
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roses are blue , violets are red , dfjkn;sgwergpjwemsdp'sdgdsmkgsd
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle ones for you <3
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roses are red, violets are blue, Silence for me, duck tape for you.
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roses are red, violets are blue, women belong in kitchen, now make me food.
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Roses are red violets are blue I got 2 king sized beds but they are 2 small for you
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Roses are red, violets are blue, those jokes are for **** just like you.
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Roses are rose, Vilote are vilolet. what hell im doing here..ather than working
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Roses are red..Vilote on bed.. let me ago ahead.. NASA gave me a Jet..
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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