Anti Joke

Bill and Jim are in the breakroom at their office building. Bill says to Jim, "Man, I had the worst freudian slip last week." Jim asks "What's a freudian slip?" Bill explains, "Oh, why that's when you try to say something but you accidentally say something sexual. Like last week, I was at the train station on my way out of town, and when I asked the buxom ticket agent for two tickets to Pittsburgh I accidentally asked for two pickets to tittsburgh." Jim replies, "Oohh I know what you're talking about! I had one of those this morning! I meant to say to my wife 'Pass me the Toasted Posties,' but instead I said, 'You stupid bitch you ruined my fucking life."