Anti Joke

KNOCK! KNOCK!

who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE?

THE REAPER

oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME!

"in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*"
"wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs*

JOKES KILL >:}