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Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side

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  • Why did the chicken commit suicide? He was born an unattractive, you might say, chicken and grew up with not many friends. Finally one day at school another chicken walked up to him and said, "Why don't you just kill yourself?" So he did.
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  • this is a joke, not an anti-joke.
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  • This is not an anti-joke. Why? Because it doesn't fulfill the qualifications for one.
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  • This isn't an anti-joke but it's funny, so good job but you got the wrong site.
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  • this ain't an anti joke it has a punchline
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  • Matt Damon told him to
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  • In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]
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  • In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]
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  • Why did the chicken want to talk to John Edward? He wanted to fiqure out if he was a fraud.
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  • To get to the other side
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  • This is like the opposite of an anti-joke... you take the punchline of the original anti-joke and make the question the joke part. Intriguing.
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  • Whether or not this is considered an anti-joke the fact remains that it was taken from the HBO series Gravity.
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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