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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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  • He then escaped the park by placing his bill into a mans pants ...
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  • Seriously? You need Animal Control to get a duck out of a bar?
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  • lolololololololololol
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  • Penis
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  • fun fact, ducks can swim...
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  • finally! a good anti-joke! that is frickin hilarious!
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  • the duck then drowns in a pond due to excessive amounts of rain water
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  • yey for the duck!!
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  • this has 666 thumbs up
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  • Perfect. :D
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