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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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  • Haha my dad told me this joke!! And to all the people hating on this guy for posting it^^^ Grow up it's an effing joke, because if we left it up to you political correctness nazis, we would be just as oppressed as past societies from the slave trade to nazi Germany to even today North Korea. So to you OP, I say <b>Bravo</b>
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  • You piece of shit i hope your babies all die
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  • To the Guy who said "I hope your babies all die"- You're a legend
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  • Ladies and Gentlemen, the lowest rated anti-joke on Anti-joke.com
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  • OK, this was racist, but how come the one for the Jews got negative thimbs down, but the one for the Muslims that was also racist got, like, 2 or 3 thousand thumbs up? Seriously?
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  • To the person who said " i hope your babies die" your just as disrespectful.
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  • Judging from all the angry people... i think this site is run by jews. It would explain why the jokes are so well written.
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  • mate, this joke was completely in bad taste. i am jewish, my grandfather lost his whole family in the holocaust. Today the Holocaust is still a very sensitive topic, i wonder why it has become the butt of many jokes, i don't see anyone making jokes about the Rwanda or Cambodian Genocide. i have come to the conclusion that you are just a plain anti- semite. you are a bigot and a racist and i pity you.
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  • How do you get Pikachu on a bus? POKE-HIM-ON :D That should cheer things up here a bit. :)
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  • Pizza? I love pizza!
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  • Technically the nazis would burn Jews if they were already dead. But still the holocaust was horrible, joke still made me laugh.
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  • I can see how this would be offensive, but I laughed anyway.
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