Anti Joke

So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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"So this guy walks into the doctor's....never walk again" I don't think you've thought this through...
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But... he WALKED in!
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guy that wrote "your and idiot" -- you'RE an idiot...
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do you guys even understand what an anti joke is?
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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, I've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again." - inconsistency solved.
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maybe crawls into the doctors, sice he already shattered his kneekaps. Its still really funny though, one of my top 10.
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the inconsistancy doesn't matter, this is the best
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I thought the joke was genius!
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Its the Twilight Zone
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Ouch
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It IS the twilight zone! Whoosh! Chocolate Milf! I MEAN MILK!
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perhaps coincidentally, the accumulative persistent poking further damaged the legs to the point that when he poked one more time, it caused irreversible nerve damage and caused him to lose the use of his legs... still not funny
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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