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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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  • Two scientist walk Into a bar one says I'll have H2O the other one says I'll have H2O too and dies
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  • Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? -It's near impossible for any human to draw a perfect circle asshole.
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  • What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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  • wow, these are some pretty terrible comments
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  • funny antijoke. i thought someone should actually use this comment function how it was meant to be used.
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  • what is worse than a blister on your foot? the holocaust
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  • A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Why the long face?" and the horse says: "I have AIDS".
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  • A stupid man repeats the same joke comment twice..
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  • A man walks into a bar... he is a raging alcoholic and his addiction is tearing apart his family. Oh sooo this baby seal walks into a club...
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  • first i was afraid, i was petrified kept thinking i could never live with out you by myself, a spent so many nights thinkin how you did me wrong and i grew strong i learned how to get along so now back from outer space i just walked in to find you here with that look opon your face, wernt you the one that tried to hurt me with your eys, you'd thought crumble yed think id lay down and die.... i will survive!!!
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  • Why was the old man on the roof? Because his alzheimer's had driven hum to suicide.
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