Anti Joke

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, Chuck norris most likely still has more money than you, because he is a famous actor, and you are just a cashier.
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Chuck Norris can't divide by zero because it is impossible.
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False. Chuck Norris' $5 is worth more than your $5 since he is Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then Chuck Norris has more money cause he round house kicked you in the face and took your $5.
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0.0 I never expected this to get 300 thumbs up, originally it was going to be; If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.
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LIES
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Well what if chuck Norris decides to borrow your $5, you give it to him because he is reliable and will pay you back in a reasonable amount of time
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.