Anti Joke

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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this qualifies as an actual joke
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This is more of a joke than an anti-joke, imho.
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Why did Patrick become famous? He's a star
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This is hilarious! Demented, but hilarious!
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He'd be homeless, with no high school education or college degree.
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yeah this is a quote from the book fight club but with george washington instead of Marilyn Monroe
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i dont get itt... haha
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This joke is from a book by Chuck Palahniuk except he uses Marilyn Monroe
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Almost the exact same (not anti-) joke appears in the movie UHF. This is not an example of this genre, and it's a rip-off.
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His coffin would definitely have collapsed and discentigrated by now.
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Retard, he is buried IN A COFFIN, which is located in a tomb at his home Mount Vernon.
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I believe Washington was interred in a tomb, actually.
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.