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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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  • this qualifies as an actual joke
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  • This is more of a joke than an anti-joke, imho.
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  • i dont get itt... haha
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  • This joke is from a book by Chuck Palahniuk except he uses Marilyn Monroe
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  • This is hilarious! Demented, but hilarious!
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  • Retard, he is buried IN A COFFIN, which is located in a tomb at his home Mount Vernon.
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  • **** you.
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  • I believe Washington was interred in a tomb, actually.
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