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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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  • "only chuck norris can draw a perfect circle" Are you dumb? He draws a line then tells it to become a perfect circle.
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  • i totally agree with the first person who commented, only chuck norris can draw a perfect circle because a line bows down to his awesomeness so low that it bends into a circle.
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  • or you could do what spongebob does and draw a face and then erase some of the unimportant parts
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  • He could use a compass... BOOM roasted
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  • only chuck norris can draw a perfect circle
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  • But not for Spongebob.
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  • That's my grandpas name????
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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE
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  • probably because michAel J fox can
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  • Galileo did it
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  • so i'm guessing none of you took a philosophy course.
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  • It's not impossible to draw a perfect circle, it's just remarkably improbable.
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