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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling.
"I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said.
So he found some berries, but spit them out.
"These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said.
He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees.
"That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said.
He then stumbled upon a cabin.
"I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered.
The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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  • That was a Grizzly Joke...
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  • he broke that weeks massacre record of 47mins. good for him.
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  • I wish this would happen to me
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  • i could not bear this joke
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  • Brilliant!
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  • that was my family
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  • i dont not geti it not jeti came and ruped ur monester face dur dur
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  • Would've been a lot more funny though if the bear had nothing to do with the family's death
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  • This reminds me of my homosexual uncle in Vermont, lol.
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  • I wish this would happen to me
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  • bears don't hibernate
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  • Is this true?
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