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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.

The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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  • i ate a horse
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  • Jesus....first two, stfu. If you don't get the point of this site, take your self-satisfaction elsewhere.
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  • ummm... lol?
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  • It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.
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  • A bird of prey is a grammatically incorrect statement for the reason of in which being the predators of squirrels can in fact be owls in relation to their size ergo they are a predator- to put it in a briviloquent connotation, they are a bird among predators.
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  • You can get owls that hunt in the day.
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  • hahahahahahahahhahaha
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  • lololololol
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  • @"just sayin'" Yes there is.
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  • there isn't a comma before because. just sayin'
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  • See, I'm not buying it. Owls are nocturnal by nature and squirrels are diurnal, so how can they both be together at the same time? And don't say at dusk/dawn because squirrels know that owl are their predators. Yes, I do tend to think about most everything, even jokes.
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  • umm... lol?
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