Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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stop resorting to the boring 'LOL HORSES CANT TALK' theme of lazy anti-jokes and realise the whole reason these are funny.
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"dying" of terminal cancer is rather redundant.
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oN THE CONTRARY, PENIS.
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I love how people don't get the point of fuckin ANTI-jokes
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Im the one who posted this... i heard it from a friend so lets just relax 4th comment guy.
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse responds " I'm not a horse! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!"
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Wrong the answer is: The horse didn't say anything in response.
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The horse replies- I walked in on my wife having sexualintercourse with a black man.
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This was on amazing super powers first, way to steal jokes you asswipe
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my friend's dad is a pediatrician and she told this joke to him on the same day he told a kid's parents he had terminal brain cancer, it didnt go too well... but im sure if situations were different, he wouldve laughed
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Alternate punchline: The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family"
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The poor horse.
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.