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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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  • "dying of terminal cancer" is redundant.
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  • Alternate punchline: The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family"
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  • A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse responds " I'm not a horse! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!"
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  • you people are stupid and are ruining this great website
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  • Why the long face? The horse replies, "I'VE just come first in The Olympics, and they'VE given the gold medal to the posh fool on my back"
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  • Maybe an alternative could just be "My wife has terminal cancer" or "my wife was just killed in a car crash".
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  • The horse answers, "I was born with it, what's your excuse?"
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  • How are bunnies and kangaroos the same? They are both brown except for the bunny
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  • my friend's dad is a pediatrician and she told this joke to him on the same day he told a kid's parents he had terminal brain cancer, it didnt go too well... but im sure if situations were different, he wouldve laughed
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  • The horse answers, "I was born with it, what's your excuse?"
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  • Match my ****
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  • the horse replies, "I'm. A. Horse."
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