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What did one orphan say to the other?

My parents are dead.

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  • this is pretty sad...even though i understand its an antijoke
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  • im a fucking idiot :D
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  • The person above this is a fucking idiot
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  • idiot
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  • Your parents have to be dead to be an orphan idiot.
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  • Go die in a hole bastard who said he'd rather be an orphan than a Jew.
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  • Did his/her parents die before or after she/he became an orphan?
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  • id rather be an orphan than a jew.
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