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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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  • Obviously this doesnt make much sense because any sane jew would buy the long lasting energy efficient bulb, which saves them money in the long run, and requires fewer light bulb changes.
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  • OR, it was just an f'ing joke!
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  • None they just get a goy. They pay later when the riots hit. ya know... it not about human rights its jewish rights.
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  • What about a light bulb that is in a lamp that is on the ground?
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  • I love how proper these are!
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  • it actually takes three. one do screw it in. one to hold the later. and one to complain about it
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  • I'm offensive and I find this very Jewish.
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  • This joke is not even close to sexist, because it's not even a joke in the first place!!
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  • if it were a ceiling bulb,a stepladder would most likely be the safest way to go, so definately a spotter, since 79% of home accidents involve a step ladder, another person (and we assume that all involved are able-bodied) to pass the new light bulb, retrieve the old one and to make sure the switch is on and aslo to check to see if it works, now if this happened at the workplace a supervisor would also be necassary, so i go with 3 at home and 4 at work!!
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  • This is a joke, it's a comment about jew's persecution complex.
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  • 2 .. .. one to change the bulb and the other to burn in hell for killing jesus
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  • this joke isnt sexist your just touchy. its a joke!
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