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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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  • it should either be "she displaces a greater volume of water proportionately..." or just "greater volume". "Proportionately greater" would imply that the displacement per volume is greater for larger masses which would defy Archimedes Law of Buoyancy. Further, "greater" is a quality, while "larger" is a measurement. For example, one should say "Bucket A is larger than Bucket B" or "Bucket A has a greater volume than Bucket B."
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  • i love YO MAMA jokes on this site
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  • knock off the bad jokes and throw some good ones at us.
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  • I understand how to play this game.. Ill be back tomorrow to say something stupid..lol
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  • I think you meant volume.
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  • good job. number 3. you just totally ruined that joke
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  • Joseph Ducreux and Anti-Joke Chicken unite!
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  • thats funny.
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  • ......Nerdsssss!!!!!
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  • You guys should shut up. k thanks.
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  • this site isnt for nerds sorry if your a nerd and u think ur going to try to scincfy this hole thing quit a lot of us dont care but the science we just care bout the jokes.
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