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Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's dead.

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  • The real joke is "Why can't Helen Keller drive? - Because she's a woman"
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  • Caleb Strickland was here.
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  • who's helen keller? did she die because she was deaf and blind?
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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  • The anti joke is written in the present tense, so the answer needs to be in present tense. She is presently dead. If you're going to correct people, be sure your snide criticisms hold water. Douche.
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  • WTF???
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  • It's ACTUALY because she was deaf and blind... get the anti joke right people
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  • NO WAI!
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