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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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  • What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? Either none of you will get this or all of you will. Good luck!
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  • i legit, just put this down in write your own without seeing this one. oops
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  • Me, the rain god, master of the stars and vaginas, the chosen one, ready, forever. I must not only free you from harm but keep the vaginas wet. Amen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <3 Kevin and Ramin and not so much KJ
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  • Me, the rain god, master of the stars and vaginas, the chosen one, ready, forever. I must not only free you from harm but keep the vaginas wet. Amen <3 Kevin and Ramin and not so much KJ
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  • Me, the rain god, master of the stars and ****, the chosen one, ready, forever. I must not only free you from harm but keep the **** wet. Amen <3 Kevin and Ramin and not so much KJ
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  • Me, the rain god, master of the stars and ****, the chosen one, ready, forever. I must not only free you from harm but keep the **** wet. Amen <3 Kevin and Ramin and not so much KJ
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  • This joke is racist towards green paint :)
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  • How do people get so many thumbs up?!
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  • whats red and smelss like blue paint? .... Blue waffle..
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  • love these jokes
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  • ahahaha
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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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