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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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  • Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
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  • Actually red dye has a unique smell to it, red paint too
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  • Whats red and doesn't smell like blue paint? Blood
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  • hi bhahahhahh
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  • There are some blind people who claim to be able to smell colors.
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  • You stole this from them youtube video, 'why did the chicken cross the road' by vsauce
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  • Wow I cant believe those Boston marathon runners They were really dieing to cross that finish line
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  • Do you know what else smells like blue paint? Lamps getting eaten by rabid chinchillas.
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  • suck my nuts grandma!
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  • Ramin Nazeri is a sweaty, hairy Indian.
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  • amazing jokes. also put non veg jokes from www.nehajokes.com
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  • Lol, really funny
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