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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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  • Ramin Nazeri is a sweaty, hairy Indian.
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  • i legit, just put this down in write your own without seeing this one. oops
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  • Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
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  • Whats red and doesn't smell like blue paint? Blood
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  • hi bhahahhahh
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  • You stole this from them youtube video, 'why did the chicken cross the road' by vsauce
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  • What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? Either none of you will get this or all of you will. Good luck!
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  • butt
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  • Do you know what else smells like blue paint? Lamps getting eaten by rabid chinchillas.
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  • Great jokes , master of the stars Thanks www.jokesfb.com
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  • kiss your hand 5 times post this on 5 other games and look under your pillow
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  • ahahaha
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