Anti Joke

Two men are sitting at a bar. One turns to the other and says: It's such a shame that my wife and I got divorced, and it was all over a simple misunderstanding.

What happened?

Well, we were at a dinner party, and I turned to her friend and meant to say, nice hat. But instead I said nice rack. And that was it.

Wow, that's almost exactly what happened to me. I was eating dinner with MY wife, and what I meant to say was, honey could you please pass the salt. Instead I said, you fucking bitch, you ruined my life.