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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?

A. 17.

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  • Ask Casey Anthony.
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  • Not an anti-joke, it's just a dead baby joke. To make it an anti-joke, the punchline should be "That would depend on many factors, including size of the babies and the size of the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should stop thinking about such things." See? Anti-joke.
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  • It's a dead-baby-anti-joke. One should expect that the answer would be something humorous, but, instead, an actual value is given. The joke is then that the person is aware of how many dead babies fit in a tub, and works the same way that many of the other anti-jokes on this site work. I'd prefer the answer "plus or minus 17," or something to that effect. But, it's still an anti-joke.
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  • You are all wrong. It depends on the strength of your blender.
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  • my tub is made out of dead abies.. to put more in it would just be unnecessary.
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  • you sir are wrong it's 13...tried it
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  • I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me.
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  • now that depends on the bathtub... doesnt it?
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  • If you get a good size meat grinder, you could fit a lot more. Probably somewhere around 69. But, I'd lose count because of the enjoyment. Then, you could take a bath in the baby sauce. |<8P
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  • Yeah, this one was poorly done.
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  • How do you know that?!!!
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  • Actually for a king tub 27
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