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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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  • "Classic"
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  • But will rigor mortis get to him first?
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  • I likeā€¦anti jokes LOLZCATZ
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  • BECAUSE HE HAS A ****
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  • I wondered what the witless did for laughs!
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  • Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<
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  • Poor kid
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  • Why did little Sally fall off swing? Because she had no arms (must say in Russian accent) What's worse than getting stung by a bee? Getting raped Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead
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  • most ppl have two armpits
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  • armpit backwards is armpit
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  • arm plus pit equals armpit
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  • Q:Hey you wanna an armpit? A:Yes
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