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• Almost every girl dreams of finding there love at a young age, but it does't work out that way. Actually for me it will NEVER happen. I guess i just never get a chance to share my life with anyone who counts as a decent person. My boyfriends have been the same guy, soon to be frat boy. How do I know this? Because only frat boys leaves a girl because they won't have sex with them. Or how they physically look, that stupid greased up hair that comes into a stupid point or that really bad emo hair cut. Oh, don't me get started on the one who looks like he is straight off of jersey shore. How about we start with the first future frat. My first boyfriend, how dreamy was he, football player star athlete, and major idiot. We always flirted around, but never kissed, until i asked him out. So it was about a 3 months and he already tired getting in my pants. What in the hell was going on in his head? So, i clearly stated no, i wanted wait. Then he grabbed me on my arm and he said he wasn't waiting (in kinder words) and he started to take off his pants and pulled me near his man hood, bad choice. Once, i got close enough i kneed him so hard his eyes started to water. His grabbed tighten only for a second then he let go of me. I ran out of there giggling and crying at the same. So many mixed emotions, happy that i stood up to a 5ft 9in guy and brought him to his knees, but sad cause i thought he was going to be steady and my first love, but i was wrong. That ended the relationship. My second boyfriend i met was at an high school tour and we kept in touch and finally dated we dated for 8 months and i really loved him. So, I let him see me in my bra he seemed to like it. So, the next day i tried to talk to him and he ignored me for the hole day, no holding hands no nothing that he used to do. I texted him Hey why were u acting weird today? he simply replied oh i don't love you any more. So i didn't want to lead you on. Oh, how classy told i was worthless in a text message. I was heartbroken i questioned my looks and my self worth. That hit was below the belt. My third boyfriend, i didn't even love i only went out with him so i can't get back with my first love. But i showed him alot more then my last boy friend no nudes but just more, and from then on he only thought about having sex with me. I denied like i did on my first boyfriend. But he would say that he loved me and that i am the only one he'll ever love but i knew better. I told him he needs to leave or i'll do what i did to my first boyfriend (in kinder words). He never spoke to me ever again. Thank god. Now i am in a somewhat healthy relationship, he's a little more emotional then how i like them but hey atleast i know he'll be just as hurt as me if we brake up. We haven't done anything so i hope he won't be a idiot like my other boyfriends were. I might love him but not sure yet still need more time to get to know him better.
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• (Almost every girl dreams of finding there love at a young age, but it does't work out that way. Actually for me it will NEVER happen. I guess i just never get a chance to share my life with anyone who counts as a decent person. My boyfriends have been the same guy, soon to be frat boy. How do I know this? Because only frat boys leaves a girl because they won't have sex with them. Or how they physically look, that stupid greased up hair that comes into a stupid point or that really bad emo hair cut. Oh, don't me get started on the one who looks like he is straight off of jersey shore. How about we start with the first future frat. My first boyfriend, how dreamy was he, football player star athlete, and major idiot. We always flirted around, but never kissed, until i asked him out. So it was about a 3 months and he already tired getting in my pants. What in the hell was going on in his head? So, i clearly stated no, i wanted wait. Then he grabbed me on my arm and he said he wasn't waiting (in kinder words) and he started to take off his pants and pulled me near his man hood, bad choice. Once, i got close enough i kneed him so hard his eyes started to water. His grabbed tighten only for a second then he let go of me. I ran out of there giggling and crying at the same. So many mixed emotions, happy that i stood up to a 5ft 9in guy and brought him to his knees, but sad cause i thought he was going to be steady and my first love, but i was wrong. That ended the relationship. My second boyfriend i met was at an high school tour and we kept in touch and finally dated we dated for 8 months and i really loved him. So, I let him see me in my bra he seemed to like it. So, the next day i tried to talk to him and he ignored me for the hole day, no holding hands no nothing that he used to do. I texted him Hey why were u acting weird today? he simply replied oh i don't love you any more. So i didn't want to lead you on. Oh, how classy told i was worthless in a text message. I was heartbroken i questioned my looks and my self worth. That hit was below the belt. My third boyfriend, i didn't even love i only went out with him so i can't get back with my first love. But i showed him alot more then my last boy friend no nudes but just more, and from then on he only thought about having sex with me. I denied like i did on my first boyfriend. But he would say that he loved me and that i am the only one he'll ever love but i knew better. I told him he needs to leave or i'll do what i did to my first boyfriend (in kinder words). He never spoke to me ever again. Thank god. Now i am in a somewhat healthy relationship, he's a little more emotional then how i like them but hey atleast i know he'll be just as hurt as me if we brake up. We haven't done anything so i hope he won't be a idiot like my other boyfriends were. I might love him but not sure yet still need more time to get to know him better.) Tell your problem to poeple that care get a life
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• wth...
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• It would be taking a right into Disney...because if they are coming from up north the exit is on the right
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• How about this: they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and then find out this Disney World is infact gone, it left!
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• did they go to heaven
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• in what context did you perceive that pathetic story to have any relevance to this joke or any previous comments? it sucks for you, but its not related so nobody cares. first off, retake basic English, your grammar is shit, and second go see a counselor if you want good feedback on a bad story.
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• Get a life
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• Almost every girl dreams of finding there love at a young age, but it does't work out that way. Actually for me it will NEVER happen. I guess i just never get a chance to share my life with anyone who counts as a decent person. My boyfriends have been the same guy, soon to be frat boy. How do I know this? Because only frat boys leaves a girl because they won't have sex with them. Or how they physically look, that stupid greased up hair that comes into a stupid point or that really bad emo hair cut. Oh, don't me get started on the one who looks like he is straight off of jersey shore. How about we start with the first future frat. My first boyfriend, how dreamy was he, football player star athlete, and major idiot. We always flirted around, but never kissed, until i asked him out. So it was about a 3 months and he already tired getting in my pants. What in the hell was going on in his head? So, i clearly stated no, i wanted wait. Then he grabbed me on my arm and he said he wasn't waiting (in kinder words) and he started to take off his pants and pulled me near his man hood, bad choice. Once, i got close enough i kneed him so hard his eyes started to water. His grabbed tighten only for a second then he let go of me. I ran out of there giggling and crying at the same. So many mixed emotions, happy that i stood up to a 5ft 9in guy and brought him to his knees, but sad cause i thought he was going to be steady and my first love, but i was wrong. That ended the relationship. My second boyfriend i met was at an high school tour and we kept in touch and finally dated we dated for 8 months and i really loved him. So, I let him see me in my bra he seemed to like it. So, the next day i tried to talk to him and he ignored me for the hole day, no holding hands no nothing that he used to do. I texted him Hey why were u acting weird today? he simply replied oh i don't love you any more. So i didn't want to lead you on. Oh, how classy told i was worthless in a text message. I was heartbroken i questioned my looks and my self worth. That hit was below the belt. My third boyfriend, i didn't even love i only went out with him so i can't get back with my first love. But i showed him alot more then my last boy friend no nudes but just more, and from then on he only thought about having sex with me. I denied like i did on my first boyfriend. But he would say that he loved me and that i am the only one he'll ever love but i knew better. I told him he needs to leave or i'll do what i did to my first boyfriend (in kinder words). He never spoke to me ever again. Thank god. Now i am in a somewhat healthy relationship, he's a little more emotional then how i like them but hey atleast i know he'll be just as hurt as me if we brake up. We haven't done anything so i hope he won't be a idiot like my other boyfriends were. I might love him but not sure yet still need more time to get to know him better.
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• to the person who said it would be funnier if they left cause they thought disneyland is not there... it would be but thats the whole point of anti jokes, their jokes where you anticipate the punch line, but their is none which throws people off which is the reason their funny: your not expecting THAT answer
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• well actually i think it would have been funnier if they just left cos they thought disneyland is not there anymore.
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• But Walt Disney was a known anti-Semite and misogynist, although they probably didn't know this because they don't care.
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