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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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  • then the duck sued for discrimination. it was a controversial lawsuit, but the duck eventually won. then because he could talk he was dissected for scientific purposes
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  • Stupid joke of ALL time :( :(
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  • This joke QUACKED me up! :D
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  • you stole this from john hodgman
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  • What's funny about this is that the man isn't shocked that the duck can talk, but rather he's kind of annoyed that the duck expects duck-related items in his store. Love it!
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  • Thats quacked
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