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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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  • The best anti-joke. I cant find better than this one, seriously... I started to cry of laugh when I read first sentence after the question.
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  • Most likely the dumbest anti-joke I have ever read.
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  • This joke is not funny at all.
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  • The joke is pointless
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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