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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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  • How is this an anti-joke? A guy painted green throwing forks at people seems PERFECTLY logical to me
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  • spoons would have been funnier...
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  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room
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  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,
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  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity
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  • LOL this is grand
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  • I feel smart for getting this right away now
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  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!
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  • It would confuse anyone... Except for Chuck Norris... Because Chuck Norris Confuses them.
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  • you all are retarded
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  • LOL i get this joke its because blondes are dumb (steryotype) dont get mad anyways its because blondes wouldnt see you because they are dumb and they would freak out if random forks were attacking them so there that's the understandable thing of the joke god if u guys didnt get the joke then u dont know what an anti joke is.
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  • My gosh... Can't all you guys stop trying to find the flaws in everything and just laugh? The internet is starting to be like politics! Everyone disagrees with each other and nothing gets accomplished.
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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