Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.
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I imagine that's the joke
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I imagine that would confuse anyone.
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Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/
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Random joke ftw
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The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...
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I don't get it.
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I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.
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Isn't the point that a green person chucking forks would confuse anyone? Anti-blonde joke. (Also, "blonde" = English, "blond" = US/ Canada)
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You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.
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Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory
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blond can be spelled either way, smart one.
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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