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How do you stop a black person from drowning?

You toss him a flotation device.

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  • Drain the pool.
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  • I like it it is well goooooood OR IS IT
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  • ..wow u guys ruined an awesome anti joke
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  • what would a black person be doing swimming anyway?
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  • Or just dont save him at all
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  • or you could take your foot off his head
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  • darn it, i missed first...
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  • FIRST
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