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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.

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  • It is an antijoke because everyone assumed it would be the original punch line 'for throwing out all the 'W' s. Yet instead she was fired for something completely rational and out of the ordinary
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  • you can spell either blond or blonde dumbass
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  • Blond is used when you are referring to a male, and blonde is used when referring to a female.
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  • Ms. Brown sued for discrimination. ...
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  • It's not a joke it had nothing to do with her being blonde.. she got fired for stealing.. which is very practical to fire a person.. this is an anti joke.. I've never heard of a blonde joke about stealing or missing work etc.
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  • you spelt "blonde" wrong!
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  • That spelling is not incorrect. Quit being so proud of yourself.
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  • The anwser should be "because she threw all the w's away" :)
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  • blond/blonde either is correct, look it up also, how is this an antijoke? blonde girl = dumb/aloof = absences and stealing it criticizes the negative aspects of a stereotype in a way that adds suspense. its a joke
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  • To the top commentor about the middle one: He is obviously a lowly Philestine, and they are know for hating Isrealites and Jews.
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  • it was actually because she spelled blonde wrong...
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  • Why can't it be a skittles factory
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