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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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  • so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.
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  • or is he schizophrenic?
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  • Cats are actually one of the smartest animals. Yes, they are plenty times smarter than a dog. (I'm not a cat lover, I'm stating facts)
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  • This joke is so dumb in fact it's stupid and dumb again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • it's not milk it's leche and the cat is Puss in Boots
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  • But when he realizes that he's dreaming, does he become aware of it and it turns into a lucid dream or does he wake up? :O
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  • he realizes he's having a stroke-based hallucination
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  • He realizes that he now can do anything, because that it is a dream. He turns the cat into a beautiful woman and makes gentle love with her, he then flies away
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  • this is so funny hahahahaha
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  • So what, its a talking cat
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  • So what, its a talking cat
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  • So what, its a talking cat
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