Anti Joke

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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But when he realizes that he's dreaming, does he become aware of it and it turns into a lucid dream or does he wake up? :O
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So what, its a talking cat
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this is so funny hahahahaha
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I hate to be nit-picky but using "realizing" and "realizes" in the same sentence just kind of blocks the flow for me. (actually, I guess I love to be nit-picky)
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So what, its a talking cat
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He realizes that he now can do anything, because that it is a dream. He turns the cat into a beautiful woman and makes gentle love with her, he then flies away
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he realizes he's having a stroke-based hallucination
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So what, its a talking cat
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.