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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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  • Wht about a man walks into a bar he is an acholoic with no family... They died in a car accident.
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  • A man walks into a bar, a drink, and his family at the same time. It was an intervention.
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  • A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and leaves.
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  • That's quite an assumption. What if I assume that just because you posted this, you're a sociopath?
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  • I personally think "ruining his family" is a funnier wording - it's less colloquial and more extreme than "tearing his family apart."
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  • Read the newest anti jokes I have a good 1 on there.
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  • "A man can't be an alcohol! Alcohol is a noun!!! It's like saying a dog walks into a bar, he is a cat." This is stupid beyond belief.
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  • a man walks into his family, he is a bar and is ruining his alcohol.
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  • haha thats me!!!! :D
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  • I HATE ALL THESE COMMENTS
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  • this is a horrible joke
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  • A man can't be an alcohol! Alcohol is a noun!!! It's like saying a dog walks into a bar, he is a cat.
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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